Strike Force Heroes 2
The explosive sequel to the hit game Strike Force Heroes!
3.96 / 5.00 8,394 ViewsObsolescence
Defeat the enormous mechanical beasts--and become one of them.
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WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE BEACH!
THIS IS THE BESTER GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2012. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!
WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.
YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU LIKE BEACHES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!
USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE BEACH AND OCEAN AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BESTER GAME EVER MADE.
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Reviews
Rated 3 / 5 stars April 2, 2012
Well I for some reson like this game a bit but....well I did one thing wrong and had to start over made a bit mad.
Anyways I kinda liked the jokes for example: What rhymes with jellyfish... smellyfish!
That was very racist of you mr.dinosaur >:(
Sorry :(
An odd game but for some reason fun.
Continue with these games btw ^^
Rated 3 / 5 stars April 3, 2012
The bad-MS Paint graphics are a cute touch.
This game made me lul.
Rated 3 / 5 stars April 6, 2012
364/449
in the end he relises that this game isnt put together good ether
Rated 3 / 5 stars April 3, 2012
How long before the dumbasses out there find out it was suppose to be a april fool's joke... If you don't think it was even funny, it's not suppose to be... it's a joke... on april fool's day... Rate it for what it is. I'm giving it a 3 because it's pretty much the same as the last time. This was a decent effort, but the joke got a bit stale. I've seen enough of Mr. Dinosaur. Trick me another way next april fools.
Rated 3 / 5 stars August 4, 2012
I need some help on how to capture the crab and get the joke for the snowcone, PM me if you could help me