Strike Force Heroes 2
The explosive sequel to the hit game Strike Force Heroes!
3.97 / 5.00 10,951 ViewsObsolescence
Defeat the enormous mechanical beasts--and become one of them.
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WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE BEACH!
THIS IS THE BESTER GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2012. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!
WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.
YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU LIKE BEACHES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!
USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE BEACH AND OCEAN AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BESTER GAME EVER MADE.
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Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2012
This is the bester game I ever played. I will spend the rest of my life playing this game over and over.
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 6, 2012
In the beginning, I was skeptical. I didn't really approve of the poor writing, nor did I approve of the lack of media behind this game. After all, if this really was the "Bester Game Ever", I asked myself, then why hadn't I heard about it until now? But all my doubts were assuaged the moment I engaged myself in this game. From the initial art to the stunning ending, I've found myself crying, laughing, and even mourning along with Mr. Dinosaur. The creativity of this game, the subtle pop culture references, the portrayal of Mr. Dinosaur as an extinct warrior battling to save those around him in the face of fear can be called nothing else but truly beautiful. So congratulations to you, gentlemen. And godspeed in spreading this masterpiece throughout the world.
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 3, 2012
wat
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 31, 2012
do not click the pidgen he will make restart every thing
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2012
My butt hurts from this game, it will be honored by all.