Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.18 / 5.00 15,591 ViewsThe Bester Game Ever Made
- Score:
- rated 3.20 / 5 stars
- Views:
- 113,111 Views
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- Genre:
- Adventure - Point 'n Click
- adventure
- dinosaur
- beach
- t-rex
Credits & Info
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Design Mockery
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Programming RainbowCemetery
- Uploaded
- Apr 1, 2012 | 11:26 AM EDT
- File Info
- Game
- 579 kb
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Author Comments
WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE BEACH!
THIS IS THE BESTER GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2012. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!
WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.
YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU LIKE BEACHES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!
USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE BEACH AND OCEAN AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BESTER GAME EVER MADE.
P.S.: SINCE THIS IS A SEQUEL, BE SURE TO PLAY "THE BEST GAME EVER MADE" AT: newgrounds.com/portal/vie w/566286
Reviews
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 1, 2012
Spectacular, truly a beautiful game. I was amazed by the story of the buck toothed shark, touched my the no-armed blue man (whose name I can't remember at the moment), and blown away by the ending. I have never seen a game so carefully put together piece by piece, slowly and painstakingly recreating a perfect sequel the The Best Game Ever Made, The Best Game Ever Made, though this one was bester. Finally I thank you for the emotional tale which broke my heart, and rebuilt it again. (also make The Bestest Game ever next year please)
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 7, 2013
what do you do after switching places with the ghost
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 1, 2012
LOL... great graphics and awesome gamelay, this may be the bestest game ever!!
Rated 4 / 5 stars April 3, 2012
nice game B U T Y O U S H O U L D C H E C K Y A C A P S - L O C K P R O B L E M
Rated 4 / 5 stars April 2, 2012
You went from a possible 5 when I saw the Dino Riders icon, to a 1 when I saw there were no Dino Riders, to a 4 because I actually found the game amusing.