Strike Force Heroes 2
The explosive sequel to the hit game Strike Force Heroes!
3.95 / 5.00 11,304 Views
Obsolescence
Defeat the enormous mechanical beasts--and become one of them.
4.03 / 5.00 49,674 ViewsThe Bester Game Ever Made
- Score:
- rated 3.19 / 5 stars
- Views:
- 113,053 Views
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- Genre:
- Adventure - Point 'n Click
- adventure
- dinosaur
- beach
- t-rex
Credits & Info
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Design Mockery
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Programming RainbowCemetery
- Uploaded
- Apr 1, 2012 | 11:26 AM EDT
- File Info
- Game
- 579 kb
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Author Comments
WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE BEACH!
THIS IS THE BESTER GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2012. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!
WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.
YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU LIKE BEACHES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!
USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE BEACH AND OCEAN AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BESTER GAME EVER MADE.
P.S.: SINCE THIS IS A SEQUEL, BE SURE TO PLAY "THE BEST GAME EVER MADE" AT: newgrounds.com/portal/vie w/566286
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 4, 2012
Attack Mr. Wilson! AAATTTAAACKKK!!!
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 4, 2012
I ain't gonna lie. This game made me laugh my ass off.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 4, 2012
Despite the terrible graphics, and the clunky controls.
This game is quiet interesting. It seems like the game knows what we're gonna touch (example the big blonde lady with the snow cones LOL). The writing is very hilarious, and the audio is great.
It may not stand a chance against all the other great games out their, but it can be satisfying thanks to the humor.
However, I would not recommend this to a hardcore or mature gamer. It just too cute and way too short
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 4, 2012
Almost brilliant in every way.
Writing is genuinely funny, for the most part. Art style is intentionally bad, but because of this is often under-informative to the player.
The real marks are lost on navigation, though. Moving from scene to scene by clicking the bleeding edge of the screen is made even more a chore by the slow pace of the character. That might be fun for one scene, (stealth monologue?) but it meant that the game was artificially extended to the point that I stopped caring that it would be funny when I got to wherever I was going.
It's a cute game, but it would have been better either
a) far shorter, more compact, or
b) significantly more fun to play/navigate.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 4, 2012
Hahaha the fucking laser duck, LMFAO.
And the game lies all the time.
And also I wanted to grab her but the game knew I would. lol
What a great game. Graphics and visuals are shit but that's what makes it golden.
Audio is for trolling.
Gameplay is very INTERESTING. Nuff said...