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Good Call 5 Points Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Armed & Dangerous 10 Points Find a spare set of arms
Comedy Gold 10 Points Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Fonz Whisperer 10 Points Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
I Have Crabs! 10 Points Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Sorry Wilson 10 Points Lose Wilson too early.
Afterlife Affection 25 Points Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Bob Buddy 25 Points Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Eye For Value 25 Points Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Snowcone Savior 25 Points Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talkative 50 Points Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Dino Master 100 Points Beat the entire game.
Sea Spectacle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Turtle Groper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lonesome Fury Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Temporal Parodox Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE BEACH!

THIS IS THE BESTER GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2012. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!

WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU LIKE BEACHES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!

USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE BEACH AND OCEAN AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BESTER GAME EVER MADE.

P.S.: SINCE THIS IS A SEQUEL, BE SURE TO PLAY "THE BEST GAME EVER MADE" AT: newgrounds.com/portal/vie w/566286

Reviews


TheMasterOmegaTheMasterOmega

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 6, 2012

I'M DONE WITH THIS GAME, AND IN FEEL A BIG PART OF MY SOUL IS BACK
IM NOW IM DOING MY CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE THIS INCREDIBLY REVIEW ABOUT WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME I EVER PLAYED AND HE WHERE GO:

there's a dinosaur



killll11111killll11111

Rated 3 / 5 stars April 6, 2012

364/449
in the end he relises that this game isnt put together good ether



MetalSniper3000MetalSniper3000

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 6, 2012

In the beginning, I was skeptical. I didn't really approve of the poor writing, nor did I approve of the lack of media behind this game. After all, if this really was the "Bester Game Ever", I asked myself, then why hadn't I heard about it until now? But all my doubts were assuaged the moment I engaged myself in this game. From the initial art to the stunning ending, I've found myself crying, laughing, and even mourning along with Mr. Dinosaur. The creativity of this game, the subtle pop culture references, the portrayal of Mr. Dinosaur as an extinct warrior battling to save those around him in the face of fear can be called nothing else but truly beautiful. So congratulations to you, gentlemen. And godspeed in spreading this masterpiece throughout the world.


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schnipflschnipfl

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 6, 2012

Good job. You discovered the only way to DIE IN THIS GA-... NO!!!
NOT LIKE IN THE OTHER DINO GAME!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
GRRRRR



linkmaster2linkmaster2

Rated 0 / 5 stars April 6, 2012

I know it's a joke but.... why?