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Apr 1, 2012 | 8:07 AM EDT

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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!

This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.

Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

OMFG is there any way around that knife D: ???
still really funny though :)!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

HOW I DODGE THE KNIFE PLEASE TOLD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

God, this is funny and is going to piss off a lot of people.

Though tt will be nice if this was made into an actual game since the mechanics seem pretty interesting.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

How do i get past the knife dammit...

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

The original NG masters...
What! Could go wrong. :-)