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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
At first I was like "ZOMG D: laaame april fools."
but then, I tried to actually get all the medals; suddenly, the game became extremely funny.
So far, I've done everything but kill glitter. Not sure how on earth you're supposed to do that, if it's even possible.
Hint dodge the knife.... umm I TRIED THAT LIKE FIFTY TIMES !!?!?!?!?
yeah i get that you cant dodge the knife and people are upset because they wanted to play a game but you CAN play the game. you can get all those medals and play the game. yeah, even with the knife.
says the troll
....? is there a way to live... why did a dog kil some bum... how do i unlock achements
What’s inside this box? A lot of puzzles! Can you solve all 30?
Use the mouse to navigate menus and to queue and cancel robot actions.
Made for the Adventure Jam 2016!
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