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Apr 1, 2012 | 8:07 AM EDT

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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!

This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.

Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

....? is there a way to live... why did a dog kil some bum... how do i unlock achements


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

i absolutely hate this and love it at the same time... it really needs to be a game though


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Awesome, after reading all the other reviews, I'm still playing because the voice in my head is telling me that I just need to try harder to avoid the knife!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

i can only get one achevement only one maybe its a freaking TROLOLOLO ugh sigh calm down...ok now my rate? hmm 3.5 how do i not die and get other achevements the knife keeps getting me thanks and reply plz


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

this would actually be a really fun game of the knife was taken out
good april fools day prank i'd say