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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
i absolutely hate this and love it at the same time... it really needs to be a game though
Awesome, after reading all the other reviews, I'm still playing because the voice in my head is telling me that I just need to try harder to avoid the knife!
i can only get one achevement only one maybe its a freaking TROLOLOLO ugh sigh calm down...ok now my rate? hmm 3.5 how do i not die and get other achevements the knife keeps getting me thanks and reply plz
this would actually be a really fun game of the knife was taken out
good april fools day prank i'd say
OK, so I get that it's an April Fool's Day joke, but why are there extra medals that you can NEVER get? That's the only part that makes me angry. Otherwise, it's hilarious!
The darkly comedic strategy RPG continues.
Idle your way through the history of a Hero!
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