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Apr 1, 2012 | 8:07 AM EDT

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Author Comments

Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!

This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.

Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 1, 2012

needs instructions on how to play.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 11, 2012

...ok the game is impossible for me...

i run for the bag, the knife bitch kills me;
I dodge the knife bitch, her knifes find me and kill me;
I run for the woods, a magical knife appears carved in my head;
I try to dodge the knife, and has it passes by me, it turns around and decides to stay in my lovely head instead;
I try to hide behind a tree, the knife cuts the tree in half and kills me;
I try to have a nice conversation with the knifes, but they are so angry they launch themselfs into my head.

Bottom line: The knife bitch is way too OP!!

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars November 6, 2012

Really hard to NOT DIE. Somebody else probably can, but I get randomly headshot every 5 freaking seconds. It's still an OK game though, and I probably just suck. 3 and a half stars.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 19, 2013

lmao, nice April Fool's joke. I would really love to see this as an actual game though, the graphics are really good.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 12, 2012

The knife hits me behind two trees, the knife hits me behind a person, the knife hits me when I blow up, and what hint do I get? DODGE THE KNIFE. -___- Thank you. I hope that's fixed this game could be awesome!

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