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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
Really, how i can beat the first guy?
I know this was a troll but this would be THE MOST BADASS GAME EVER!PLEASE MAKE A FOR-REAL VERSION OF THIS!
There is a reward if you die enough in the game. I won't spoil it for you. It made me fucking laugh like hell though.
I love this game but is too easy
The failure messages were awesome. ZOLTAR SAYS TRY AGAIN.
ANIME-Y HIGHSCHOOL STUPID OTAKU ADVENTURE ACTION EXPLOSIONS YAY
The most mixed MMA-simulator ever!
Fighting Puzzle! Defeat the enemy using your brain!
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