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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
How do you dodge?!Crap!
i know this game was just a parody, but many people would like you to make a full version, but make it winnable. Until then you only get three stars, because it's fun to see how far away i can get before being knifed.
this game is making me angry its block on moving forward!!!
if you made this a legit game, it would be awesome... stupid kuni...
this games only purpose is to piss me off.
The darkly comedic strategy RPG continues.
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