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Apr 1, 2012 | 8:07 AM EDT

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Grab Bag 5 Points Grab the bag!
Alliance 10 Points Form an alliance.
Arrows Get 10 Points Defeat Glimmer
Crowd Pleaser 25 Points You call that a kiss?
To the Dogs 100 Points Defeat Cato

Author Comments

Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!

This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.

Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item



Rated 4 / 5 stars January 16, 2013

Cool game, BUT there's this massive glitch at the beginning of the game -> no matter if I'm behind a dude/shield i always get hit by a homing ninja star some random throws. As a result can't even survive the first 20s; blast it, I can't even play this awesome game. Other than that, both the game mechanics, story and art are excellent.


Rated 3 / 5 stars January 15, 2013

First game i played in newgrounds and all i have to say is...WOW


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars January 15, 2013

i cant get parst spon


Rated 3 / 5 stars January 15, 2013

Damn game is trolling me!
How do you defeat Glimmer?

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Rated 4 / 5 stars January 14, 2013

lol, good god, that knife chopped down a tree to kill me.

=) probably would have been beter as an actual game, instead of an april fools joke, but eh, one of them doesn't take another 2+ months to finish.

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