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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
what the fuck is this game about i came Evan get to the forest
How the fuck do the dodge the knife once you get the orange bag?! I can't even get past the first part! Re-create this game to be better!
game keeps restarting before i could even play it.
I found this to be an excellent and hilarious game at the same time. The sad part is might take a few playthroughs to realize you can't dodge the knife which is the whole joke of the game. The game itself was still fun and hilarious nonetheless.
The graphics here were pretty nice and no matter where you go the place looks really nice. Kind of funny though how hiding nearly right behind a tree just results in you dying most of the time without the tree falling since you have to be right up behind it. Good to see each character got their own look although the chances of being near most of them are slim to none since it is impossible to play for more than a few moments before being killed, or if you try to move off the platform before the timer goes down then you just blow up.
The music playing was pretty nice so that was rather enjoyable to say the least. Good work on Oney's part.
The medals are fun yet misleading all together. While they say one thing, how you get them is pretty different since as said earlier, you only play for a few moments each time meaning you have to know where to go to get each one. Probably the easiest medal to get though is the 100 point medal, just die 10 times to win. Then for the second medal, stand to the tree nearest to you on the left side. Then go to the black kid by going left for another one. Then grab the orange bag in front of you for another medal. Then go to the left and be near the guy with a mustache for another medal.
Overall, this is a hilarious April Fools Day game. Excellent work on this game.
I love it.
Some people may not get the joke at first, or ever, but I think not only is it funny, but brilliant. I love how there's medals, and the effort put into the Author Comments...simply genius. You guys have my kind of humor, and are awesome.
(Plus I hated the movie.)
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