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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
Pretty sure it's just an April Fools thing....at least I hope so. If not, then I cannot beat this game. D':
FUCKING BRILLIANT HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just keep going, thats all im going to say, keep trying again.
*Spoiler Alert* (because those help)
Omg I laughed sooo hard at some of the things it says after you die, but this is a great April Fools Day prank ^^ But seriously this could make a pretty awesome short game, where you can actually get away from that knife and kill people XD
That awkward moment when you step off the plate 0.1 seconds too early and then die again from the knife
Hahahahahaha, and may I reiterate? a-Ha. That is all.
This game is so stupid but it is a prank. I was always getting blown up before i even got off the pad and on time there was a giant hound that killed a guy then when the camera went back to my person a knife just gets thrown at me!!!!
A physics puzzler that will really make you think!
Classic arcade shooter with awesome special attacks!!
Arcade gameplay meets mental calculation!
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