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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
how the fuck do i dodge the knife......... AHHHHHH!!!!
If you keep dying by the knife at the beginning, a dog will kill cato and when you get knifed this time it says APRIL FOOLS SUCKA. Yay! Free Medal Get!
i knew that this was a prank so i just kept stepping off the pad to get the achievment
if dey so hungry they need 2 go 2 da TACO BELL!
Nice joke guys!
I'm sure people have (or hopefully) realized by now that in order to get the medals, you'll have to die over and over. Just run to the objective before the girl kills you.
Those messages at the Continue screen are hilarious! lol Nice April Fools.
There is no game. Trust me. DO NOT PLAY!
A bonus episode of an anime-inspired series about an otaku turned dooms day survivor!
Time to find this Wizard of OZ.
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