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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
April Fools! Awesome. I had to die about ten times before I caught on. I blame it on my beer. I was so disappointed; the game looked like fun. I would tell you to die in a mining accident, but it was a good joke, so good job I guess.
Wherever i run.. i still killed by the knife/kunai.. Grr...
how the fuck do i dodge the knife......... AHHHHHH!!!!
If you keep dying by the knife at the beginning, a dog will kill cato and when you get knifed this time it says APRIL FOOLS SUCKA. Yay! Free Medal Get!
i knew that this was a prank so i just kept stepping off the pad to get the achievment
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