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Apr 1, 2012 | 8:07 AM EDT

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Grab Bag 5 Points Grab the bag!
Alliance 10 Points Form an alliance.
Arrows Get 10 Points Defeat Glimmer
Crowd Pleaser 25 Points You call that a kiss?
To the Dogs 100 Points Defeat Cato

Author Comments

Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!

This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.

Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item



Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

how the fuck do i dodge the knife......... AHHHHHH!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

If you keep dying by the knife at the beginning, a dog will kill cato and when you get knifed this time it says APRIL FOOLS SUCKA. Yay! Free Medal Get!


Rated 0 / 5 stars

i knew that this was a prank so i just kept stepping off the pad to get the achievment


Rated 5 / 5 stars

if dey so hungry they need 2 go 2 da TACO BELL!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice joke guys!

I'm sure people have (or hopefully) realized by now that in order to get the medals, you'll have to die over and over. Just run to the objective before the girl kills you.

Those messages at the Continue screen are hilarious! lol Nice April Fools.