Be a Supporter!

Credits & Info

Apr 1, 2012 | 8:07 AM EDT

If you liked this, check these out!


Log in to save your medals! Don't have an account? Create one for free!

Grab Bag 5 Points Grab the bag!
Alliance 10 Points Form an alliance.
Arrows Get 10 Points Defeat Glimmer
Crowd Pleaser 25 Points You call that a kiss?
To the Dogs 100 Points Defeat Cato

Author Comments

Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!

This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.

Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Wherever i run.. i still killed by the knife/kunai.. Grr...

People find this review helpful!


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

how the fuck do i dodge the knife......... AHHHHHH!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

If you keep dying by the knife at the beginning, a dog will kill cato and when you get knifed this time it says APRIL FOOLS SUCKA. Yay! Free Medal Get!


Rated 0 / 5 stars

i knew that this was a prank so i just kept stepping off the pad to get the achievment


Rated 5 / 5 stars

if dey so hungry they need 2 go 2 da TACO BELL!