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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
i managed to move to the knives before the guy who always kills me with them did, and i couldn't pick them up. its all a fake joke, for April fools... its impossible to not die...
Read the comments before I played the game. Got the gist of what was going on.
I suppose I really should have been more suspicious at how short the loading time was...
Tom Fulp still hasn't lost his charm and the wonderful warm fuzzy feels of the days of the assassin videos.
has anyone finished the freaking game?!
there seems to be no way to dodge fox-face's knife! ugh! i can't even use the bag to block it just like in the book!
It's an April Fools Joke. You can't dodge the knife. After a billion deaths, the game says "APRIL FOOLZ SUCKA" Which sucks, since it looks like it would be a pretty good game! MAKE THIS FOR REAL!!!!!
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