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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
I like where your going with this. But the start is impossible to get past. The guy with the throwing knives is just the pinnacle of bullshit. You can't possibly dodge the knives, pick them up before him or grab another weapon and kill him in time. So within 5 seconds the game is over. Please change this somehow! Because I like your idea and I'd like to play the game
Dodge the knife. Dodge the knife you say? I can't dodge the knife. I'll hide behind this tree and MOTHER OF MARY THAT THROWING KNIFE SAWED THROUGH A FUCKING TREE AND STILL HIT ME.
This game would be good...if it was playable.
Um.... actually the directions are in the descriptions, its useful to read them sometimes you know.
i only live 3 sec per game begins this is stupid!
An interactive story of love and adventure
Turn-based PvP Arena Battler
THE WORLD HAS BEEN INVADED BY ALIENS! It's up to a nerdy, lazy high school kid to save it!
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