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Apr 1, 2012 | 8:07 AM EDT

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Author Comments

Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!

This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.

Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

idk if its me but..the fucking knife....that motherfucking knife...omg -.- everytime dude wtf really ?
like i make 3 steps die .at first iwas like ok...ill try again..but 40 times and still die cuz of a knife ? thats bit much.nd max steps i made weree like 7 con dude..this game is like fucking veteran lvl over 9000 wtf.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

hint: Dodge the knife

me:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o

hint:you suck at this game

me: you don't say


Rated 4 / 5 stars

SON OF A B****!!!!
a lil warning would have been nice
the dog was classic


Rated 0 / 5 stars

the game is defective


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i cant kill glimmer!!