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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
I feel so... TROLLED! :(
Funny... Although I can't seem to get the Glimmer achievement...
I wish this was a real game it would be fun, and i dont see how you shoot glimmer, you die with in the first 5 sec. you cant get all the medals just the form an allaince, grab the bag, and defeat cato if you play for a while. Its addicting and i think it would be MORE addicting if you had A REAL GAME. I hope the creators are reading this!
It would be awesome if you make it a real game :)))
EVERYBODY!!! NO JOKE!!! DONT MOVE AND YOUL GET THE MEDAL TO THE DOGS!!! ITLL SHOW CATO GETING EATEN!! SEIRESLY!!
TO ALL OF YOU COMPLAINING: Yes, this is an april fool's joke. You'll notice after a while that everytime you die, the text changes, and after a dozen or so deaths, it'll say very clearly ''APRIL FOOL'S SUCKA''. So don't say ''maybe it's an april fool's joke maybe not'', because if you do you're an idiot it says so very textually. Also, no, you cannot dodge the knife ever, but you CAN acquire all the medals, you just have to get one achievement at a time in under 2 seconds and a half (which is very feasible).
Dear Missus Bin, what have you done to your friends?
It’s Gideon and Reed’s first escape room and it’s gonna be a blast!
Old-school parody RPG with an epic plot.
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