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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
One of the best games I've ever played. Period. One of the things I enjoy most about this is the fact that everyone in this story has breast cancer and it's soon going to kill them off due to some weird plot that I don't know of.
Also, fuck all the haters. Loved it!
Hey stupid april foolz who don't get what's going on; YOU JUST APRIL FOOLED!
April Fool SUCKA! I hope you will made the 'Real' 1
Funny April fools joke but what type of knife fucking cuts downs trees goes through other people and still kills you?
This joke only works on April fools, late jokes aren't funny. Unless I'm missing something it seems like this game can't be beat and you die instantly... :( Looked like it would have been a pretty good game too, that is ashame.
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
Join Marko Sharko on his first detective case!
Jump through a bustling cat city collecting fish for points.
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