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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
....? is there a way to live... why did a dog kil some bum... how do i unlock achements
knife cuts tree and still gets me hahahaha i love it
Lol, this was hilarious, but... You should have made it possible for players to actually DO something other than die.
Hahahahahaha very funny, i wish you could make a real one, but this is very funny, i onle need the glimer medal, but i don't have idea how to get it,
nice joke guys
its April Fools
the knife is auto-aim
you'll just get hit anyway
A retro-inspired 2D Action RPG set in the distant future (DEMO)
Travel the world on an epic shark lifting adventure!
What happens after the final boss is defeated?
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