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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
I didn't know that it was impossible to dodge the knife. That made me mad.
HA HA luved it... got all the medals ... i guess the odds are forever in my favor :)
ijust cant dodge that knife ughh but im tryinq
It is ENTIRELY possible to get all of the medals. After spending sooo much time getting everything out of The Room game (and I've seen the movie. The game had a much better ending. I especially liked the spoons) This was a lot easier. The medals are all moving in a specific direction, and it takes some thought. Probably easier to look each one up. I'll give a hint for one though: Keep playing. Loved the adaptation, and I really enjoyed the boss fight. I could never get that hatchet in time, though! DAMN YOU PEETA!!!!!!
I keep reading that this is a joke, but yet I've found several people have each and every one of the medals. I'm assuming that I've missed some sort of hidden thing that gives them all to you, or that the creators have done this to further mess with our heads, but I don't know for sure. As such, I have wasted nearly half an hour of my life trying to dodge the undodgeable knife. I give up on attempting to beat the system.
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