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Apr 1, 2012 | 8:07 AM EDT

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Author Comments

Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!

This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.

Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item



Rated 0 / 5 stars

Unplayable. Thanks for telling me how to play beforehand, lasting no more than five seconds and then having to wait another f*$@ing ten to play again is a huge blast. Especially when doing literally anything (running into the trees?!) will kill you, including doing nothing (trying to figure out what the hell is going on and why WASD is what you use to move in every modern PC game except this one). I know this is a little recalcitrant, but I get like this when I was expecting more. I loved the movie, I loved your other tribute game to The Room, and I'll bet a lot of work went into this game too, I just wish it was fun enough to make me want to keep playing.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

at first, i got extremely pissed off at this. when i saw the April Foolz Sucka, i had nearly pissed my pants laughing, thank you for that. you trolled me well.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

....? is there a way to live... why did a dog kil some bum... how do i unlock achements


Rated 5 / 5 stars

knife cuts tree and still gets me hahahaha i love it


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Lol, this was hilarious, but... You should have made it possible for players to actually DO something other than die.

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