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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
This game is perfect. And to everybody wonderin' how to get the knife, you just have to use the combo you learn when you reach the green backpack. Y'know, the one that flashes right in front of ya.
Anyway, I loved the multiple endings. Got all of em. COuld be harder, tho.
Great game guys, lookin' foward to the sequel! :D
Yeah... Great joke guys! Would be better though if you actually PLAYED the game and all that... Just an opinion.
Got all the medals like a baws.
Use your head to get the medals. Think about the pictures for them. You will only get all of them with Patience.
Also, this has the makings of a really good game. I'd really like to see it expanded.
Dude, really? I can't even dodge that fucking knife, so how the fuck am I supposed to get all the metals? WHAT THE FUUUCKKKK???
there is like no way to dodge that knife!!!!
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
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