Enter a world where corruption and corporal punishment have taken over the education system.
If you're looking for great recipes delivered by an Octopus, this is the cooking show for you!
Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item