Meet George, a small, angry, prejudiced dog.
What crazy contraption will this guy come up with next?
Totally awesome reviews of awesome video games!
Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item