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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
Nice April Fool's joke. Actually tried to play this for a while.
MAKE THAT GAME PLAYABLE!!! CUZ U DIE FIRST 5 SECONDS
OK I got all the medals.. NOW WHAT DO I DO? AM I STILL GONNA HAVE TO DANCE IN CIRCLES WAITING FOR CATO TO DIE?
to those wondering, no the knife cannot be dodged! the various medals are obtained by acting before you're hit by the knife. for example, bumping into rue gets you the alliance medal.
i rate low because, as funny as it is, its unplayable. that being said, it is an interesting foundation for a game.
addicting!!! but how do i dodge the knives!!! someone please help me!
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
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Jump through a bustling cat city collecting fish for points.
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