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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
People! Here's a little hint on the medals: YOU CAN'T DODGE THE KNIFE! SO DO WHAT THE MEDAL SAYS BEFORE THE KNIFE HITS YOU! And for the last medal... well, wait it out. This game is genius!
JESUS what a pain in the ass this game is lol, nice april fools joke
This game would be so cool if it would be a real game.
the suriken part sucks ass so FUCK YOU
it would be great if it was a real game
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