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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
BEST GAME 10/10 ITS LIKE THE BOOK!!!
Knife goes right through Glimmer, dammit. Well how do you kill her then?
i dont under stand the beggining
but its fun keep doing what u r doing (thank god for youtube)
i really like the game but why did you make it an April fools jokes?
Would be AWESOME if this is not an April fools joke.
Game only made for n00bs.
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
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