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Apr 1, 2012 | 8:07 AM EDT

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Author Comments

Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!

This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.

Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item



Rated 3 / 5 stars August 5, 2012

Loved it, tried many ways to beat the first 5 secs and managed for 15, he kept kniving the others who were in my way, so are you gunna change it so we survive longer?


Rated 5 / 5 stars August 5, 2012

Great job! You managed to fool almost the ENTIRE Newgrounds (as dictated by other reviews)
You aren't supposed to win, AND THAT'S OKAY!!!
He chopped a tree to kill me though.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars August 5, 2012

man, fuck you. whats the point of adding medals if it is impossible to get past the first fucking 5 seconds?

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Rated 0 / 5 stars August 5, 2012

You don't even get ten seconds in the game, HOW DO YOU PLAY!!!!??

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Rated 2 / 5 stars August 5, 2012

worst game ever give it 2 stars