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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
Awesome joke guy.
It's actually impossible to dodge the second knife. Awesome.
It took me awhile until I figured that maybe other people struggled with the game as well. So i scroll down and read the other comments. Turns out it was made on the 1st April. Game has massive potential, I'm giving it 4 stars because it was a great joke. Spent 20 minutes trying to win the game, got every achievement so.. I'm happy lol
An epic, colorful and fast-paced arcade game
Make your way to the next level by creating constellations!
bullet hell with a unique absorb mechanic
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