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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
This shit how you doge the knife
once you get past the knife there is a very long game, its so much fun too, keep trying :D
If this was menat to be a joke, it certainly ain't funny.
What a joke. Love the art, great character caricatures. Not sure how to get all the medals... with a shorter countdown I could have had the patience to keep trying the outcomes.
I love this game llove the achievments and it wuz a funny april joke so people need 2 stop complaining that it wasted their time. 10/10
An addictive and challenging simple math puzzle game
And so it dreamt.
Help Eddie get his watermelon so he can finally spend a nice and relaxing day at the beach
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