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Apr 1, 2012 | 8:07 AM EDT

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Author Comments

Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!

This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.

Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

How do i get past the knife dammit...

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

This...REALLY, needs to become an actual game. It seems like a waste of scripting and animating or this April fools joke. If there really is a game behind that damn cock sucking knife, then I'm sure it'd be fun as hell. But god damnit make something real like it!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

You cant win it was funny but a little dissapointing it would have been a cool game if not for that knife


Rated 0 / 5 stars

That fuckin' knife follows you everywhere... shitty game


Rated 0 / 5 stars

dafuq are you supposed to do? instructions would be nice. doesnt deserve a rating yet.