An experiment with a Wacom pad that evolved into much more.
Video game advice from everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien, Guido!
It's the International Moron Patrol!
Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item