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Apr 1, 2012 | 8:07 AM EDT

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Grab Bag 5 Points Grab the bag!
Alliance 10 Points Form an alliance.
Arrows Get 10 Points Defeat Glimmer
Crowd Pleaser 25 Points You call that a kiss?
To the Dogs 100 Points Defeat Cato

Author Comments

Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!

This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.

Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item



Rated 4 / 5 stars

seems cool if i knew how the fuck to DODGE THAT KNIFE

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I HATE THAT DUMB KNIFE other than that its fun


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Amazing game but would be better if you could make an actual playable version later


Rated 5 / 5 stars

10 tries later, Duh

up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right ,B,A

A great game, almost as funny as the rage reviews


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

got all of the medals. I still hate the game though. there is no way to win. to get the medals, hide behind a certain tree that the guy with the knives will cut along with killing you. one of the trees has a bee nest that Glimmer will walk under. chase Ru and get right next to her to make a useless alliance. do the same to the blonde guy with a black mustache. play the game repeatedly, and eventually Cato will die on his own before the game starts. to get the bag, figure it out yourself.

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