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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
10 tries later, Duh
A great game, almost as funny as the rage reviews
got all of the medals. I still hate the game though. there is no way to win. to get the medals, hide behind a certain tree that the guy with the knives will cut along with killing you. one of the trees has a bee nest that Glimmer will walk under. chase Ru and get right next to her to make a useless alliance. do the same to the blonde guy with a black mustache. play the game repeatedly, and eventually Cato will die on his own before the game starts. to get the bag, figure it out yourself.
THIS GAME CHEATS!
Love it! Aha~! Five stars for beast April Fools joke and getting people angry at the game~!
Y U NO LET ME WIN? I have been trying to win this game for like...Ever but i keep getting a knife thrown at my head! No stars for this, freakin' retarded game. -____- -Dahvie Von Monroe-
A retro-inspired 2D Action RPG set in the distant future (DEMO)
Travel the world on an epic shark lifting adventure!
What happens after the final boss is defeated?
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