Tired of waiting?
Click here to disable ads!
You are not logged in. If you sign up for an account,
you can gain additional voting power over time, allowing your vote to have an even
greater impact on submission scores!
Log in to save your medals! Don't have an account? Create one for free!
Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
Hint: dodge the knife XD
Best part of the game
3.5 cuz I was too slow to realize it was a joke :P
this game was a waste of my life
everybody calm down this is not ment to be a real game it is a april fools joke so just stop sending idiotic comments saying this is terrible the maker knows
How do you actually get past grabbing the bag?!!!!!
this game is boring my brain laughed of too many deaths
An asinine adventure through the world of high fantasy.
Super villainy at its worst ...
Make Alfred Great Again
newgrounds.com — Your #1 online entertainment & artist community! All your base are belong to us.