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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
To dodge the knife, you have to press Z or R twice.
....Can you people honestly not read? "You can't survive the knife."
Y U TROLL ME LIKE THIS :(. It took me 10 minutes to realized this game is a FAKE.
Y U NO LET ME PLAY GAME WITHOUT MAGICAL SKULL SEEKING KNIVES OF DEATH. >:E
This is so awesome... i love this game
How will Kratos survive the Night?
A story about a kid and idk...
A short muisc video based on the classic song "The Window Cleaner" sung by George Formby
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