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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
Make a real playable game man it would be awesome!
This was actually a really disappointing experience. Jokes are fun and all... but this just made me depressed. I was kind of excited to play it.
Its completely impossible to dodge the knife. you'll always die. dont waste your time on this cruddy game.
This is fucking stupid. Why submit it to the games category when you can't even play?
This game is super duper fantastical. I like the part about the pulp fiction reference and the part about the flying ass pirates!? Mann!!
When Erik Myers is arrested for drunk driving, he is sentenced to Group Therapy.
A pokemon parody
After a lifetime of captivity, a goldfish finally finds freedom.
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