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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
April Fools? Cruel, cruel world.
WTF LOL, Damn April Fools game u sick mofo lol U know how many hours I spent trying to beat this game lol. I will find a way to beat this game notjing is impossible :)
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE
please can you remake this but make it possible to win as now i really want to do well at this game
this is a april fools joke read the authors comments
The darkly comedic strategy RPG continues.
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