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Art by Ivan Freire
Programming by Victor Bezerra
ARROWS = walk
Z = run
X = Hit
C = Shot
1234...8 = Slots
P = Pause
Oh my god. I have never played a game as bad as this. This is just bad.
First problem is that the game is in Spanish, which is fine for Spanish speaking players, but is a language selection too much to ask?
This game is more a side scrolling shooter than a brawler; There are only two attacks in total, Hitting the aliens with your green pipe, or "Shotting" your laser pistol.
The first thing you'll notice upon immediate play is the controls. Holy shit are they stiff. Your character barely moves, and the aliens are fast enough to accurately follow your moves, so dodging their attacks is out of the question, unless you shoot fast enough. The music is bland, just 8-bit music, probably from a game I don't know of.
The boss battle was like getting anal raped.
Holy shit was this a poorly designed boss battle. Ok, so not only is the robot faster than you, and able to perfectly mimic where you move, so you can't dodge it's attack, but when you die, you immediately spawn right where the fucking boss was. And after I killed it, what did I get as a reward?
Two fucking upgrade points and an I-touch.
Bottom line, this is a game that will just piss people off. I highly suggest fixing the control defiantly. Otherwise, I don't want to see this get Top pick at all. I rather blam this piece of crap so no one else has to play this.
Also there's a box that you can go through, it does nothing at all.
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
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