It's the International Moron Patrol!
Death finally gets his own show and a chance to speak his mind.
It appears Alice is dead, and you might be the one who killed her.
There seems to be an issue with dimension traveling.
This is a hostile environment.
This is an odd one of those games, just saying.
Update: Made the game generally easier. The fix for any screwy camera work is to move a few steps in the opposite direction, back into view, and then it should re-adjust.