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Feb 4, 2012 | 5:38 PM EST

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Author Comments

Swing the hammers of cold hydraulic justice to defend the Donald's dollars from bots & burglars!

Up/Down arrows: MOVE
Space: SMASH

Visuals/Concept: Ansel Lies
Programming: Stevie Critoph

Ansel: This idea's been turning around in my head since 8th grade. I'm glad it's finally outta there, man.

Stevie: Ansel made a demo for this over 3 years ago (which is now 'classic mode'), and after a few weeks of remaking it we pretty much ditched the project (I don't remember why). We revived it like 2.5 years later for no real reason, and here it is!



Rated 4 / 5 stars

simple but fun game. killing those dudes is satisfying and i like how the game changes overtime a little bit and there's some bosses


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Pretty entertaining, but classical music annoyed me for some reason. I think the music just don't suit this game. The actual gameplay is pretty simple but fun and kinda fluid :P


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Simple gameplay mechanics, simple concept, simple graphics, but very entertaining. It's rare I find a game with only three keys needed to play, I really enjoyed the first minute or two, but after that it simply became frustrating with the constant shocks I got.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


Wouldn't the burglars need that kind of money to pul off a heist like that? or did they hit Bill Gate's place on the way over?

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Snubby responds:

.....And why isn't his money in the bank?


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fun and Simple

Very fun and interesting for how simple it is, but later on the difficulty is a bit much.
The third boss was basically just taking my money and i couldn't do shit about it.

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