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Claw Crusher 5 Points Beat the first boss.
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Young Trump 5 Points Beat Classic mode.
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Author Comments

Swing the hammers of cold hydraulic justice to defend the Donald's dollars from bots & burglars!

Up/Down arrows: MOVE
Space: SMASH
M: MAIN MENU
U: MUTE
Q: QUALITY

Visuals/Concept: Ansel Lies
Programming: Stevie Critoph

Ansel: This idea's been turning around in my head since 8th grade. I'm glad it's finally outta there, man.

Stevie: Ansel made a demo for this over 3 years ago (which is now 'classic mode'), and after a few weeks of remaking it we pretty much ditched the project (I don't remember why). We revived it like 2.5 years later for no real reason, and here it is!

Reviews


drooldrool

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Cons
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Repetitive both the game play and the music.
Cheep. hey look you destroy the vacuum by making it suck baddie part instead...-and you have to wait two minutes till one appears.
Annoying. Ok one shocker to make it Challenging fine....three you spend 5 minutes stun locked because the crusher thing insists on moving up 5 inches before you control it again and this would be a easy fix just make the very bottom area safe from shockers or remove that animation that raises the crusher up before regaining control.

Good
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Interesting and original. Using a crusher to protect Donald trumps money stash.
Graphics work. Not good not bad but they fit.


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burn0389burn0389

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's a great time killer, smooth animation and simple gameplay, what's the music btw? 5/5


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bobdinsolventbobdinsolvent

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Polished but lacking that frontpage spark

I have to agree with Trerro's review.
Its a nice looking, well envisaged game. But the randomness and the general unforgiving nature of the game doesn't give you enough incentive to keep continuing.
For those 'l33t' flash gamers who scoff at people claiming the game is too hard: Yes. Some of us have better things to do than just hone our twitch reflexes on a flash game. Most people play games to relax; real life already presents us with enough challenges to work up to. Try it out sometime.


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TaupaladinTaupaladin

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I can't pause, so yeah... no.

The game play is decent, the music's a bit repetitive but okay, and the animation is pretty good, but man, no pause and I have to fail you.


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TrerroTrerro

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Way too random

The overall concept, enemy design, and bosses were nicely done, but everything simply picks random locations.

Add in the fact that there's no momentary invulnerability when hit, and you can be forcibly trapped at the bottom for a good 20 seconds, or forced to let a boss repeat an entire phase because you can't get up there to hit him. This makes your ability to beat the game you vs. the RNG, not any kind of skill challenge.

The result is a very frustrating game, which, whether you beat it or not, is rather unsatisfying as you know it came down almost entirely to dice rolls.


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