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Feb 4, 2012 | 5:38 PM EST

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Author Comments

Swing the hammers of cold hydraulic justice to defend the Donald's dollars from bots & burglars!

Up/Down arrows: MOVE
Space: SMASH

Visuals/Concept: Ansel Lies
Programming: Stevie Critoph

Ansel: This idea's been turning around in my head since 8th grade. I'm glad it's finally outta there, man.

Stevie: Ansel made a demo for this over 3 years ago (which is now 'classic mode'), and after a few weeks of remaking it we pretty much ditched the project (I don't remember why). We revived it like 2.5 years later for no real reason, and here it is!



Rated 4 / 5 stars

The game is very good! the gameplay is very simple but it gets tough and a bit annoying when you get shocked up to 10 seconds by those shockers. Love the graphics though.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not really fussed.. bit repeatative but i liked the concept.. just could possible do more with it.
Music was a good choice but was driving me a bit mad in the end.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Boring as hell but the grapichs are realy good


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I like the concept of this game very much, and I think that the simple controls and gameplay are a definite bonus. However, the "difficulty" curve of this game is astronomical. I say "difficulty" in quotations, as everything is RNG and if you get hit with really bad numbers, this game is nigh impossible. Being stalked through a boss by an electric field, getting the last power box on an enemy crane blocked 99% of the time by electric fields, being stunlocked for a good 30 seconds at a is very unforgiving, and not the fun, challenging type of unforgiving. It isn't really skill-based so much as luck based, and the house has entire decks of aces up its sleeves.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars