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Feb 4, 2012 | 5:38 PM EST

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Claw Crusher 5 Points Beat the first boss.
Double Defense 5 Points Beat the second boss.
Young Trump 5 Points Beat Classic mode.
Triumphant Trump 10 Points Beat the game.
Trumped-Up 25 Points Beat the game with at least $100B left.

Author Comments

Swing the hammers of cold hydraulic justice to defend the Donald's dollars from bots & burglars!

Up/Down arrows: MOVE
Space: SMASH

Visuals/Concept: Ansel Lies
Programming: Stevie Critoph

Ansel: This idea's been turning around in my head since 8th grade. I'm glad it's finally outta there, man.

Stevie: Ansel made a demo for this over 3 years ago (which is now 'classic mode'), and after a few weeks of remaking it we pretty much ditched the project (I don't remember why). We revived it like 2.5 years later for no real reason, and here it is!



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice little game but I would really suggest some different music options as that was starting to ring my ears by time I beat it


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

REALLY needs a pause button or auto-pause on loss of focus.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A pause button will make this excellent game perfect IMO

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pretty good game, a nice challenge which is great for people like myself. A pause button would be useful, but overall, the controls, animation, music, etc. are all awesome.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

One of the most fun games I have played! Controls are very simple, plus the thought of having to defend Trump's trillion dollars from Newground Goons is just entertaining. Great Game! Nothing to complain about...