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Defend Your Trump

rated 3.32 / 5 stars
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Feb 4, 2012 | 5:38 PM EST

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Author Comments

Swing the hammers of cold hydraulic justice to defend the Donald's dollars from bots & burglars!

Up/Down arrows: MOVE
Space: SMASH

Visuals/Concept: Ansel Lies
Programming: Stevie Critoph

Ansel: This idea's been turning around in my head since 8th grade. I'm glad it's finally outta there, man.

Stevie: Ansel made a demo for this over 3 years ago (which is now 'classic mode'), and after a few weeks of remaking it we pretty much ditched the project (I don't remember why). We revived it like 2.5 years later for no real reason, and here it is!



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

It's one thing to be hard.
It's a completely different thing to be unfair and cheap.
But, this game has just poor design. The game is about defending Donald Trump's money using a crush-robot-arm-thingy. At first I thought it was pretty fun. The gameplay was entertaining enough and the enemies were different enough so that the game didn't get boring.
And then the electricity came. The electricity mechanic is so stupid. The electricity zaps you and renders you immobile for a second. At first I though, "This is annoying, but it isn't so bad."
Then came a second one. And a third. After the second boss. I was basically just sitting there because after I recovered from a zap, I got zapped again. It's so incredibly frustrating and made me quit the game and write this review.

Don't play this game. It sucks.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

a game that involves great skill and an a beautiful chorus of music.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

What is the music in this game?


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Mmmm, after second boss the game is too frustrating.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I give 3 in a half stars because, it did get a little repetitive after a little while, but still, some of the bosses where unique and kewl and I liked how different types of enemies came, but this isn't a game I can play for long cause I get bored to fast. And one very insignificant complaint is that STUPID zapping thing that comes, I hate that thing, every time it came on the sides of the walls; I was like are you serious this stupid thing is back, it's hard enough to smash all the guys, but half the time I couldn't get them cause I'd know I'd get shocked trying to get the dudes below the electricity and even if I tried and saw there was no electricity for a millisecond and try to get below the zapping thing really quick; I'd get zapped everytime and couldn't get the guys above me too, and then they would steal my money. I mean I love a challenge and all, but make the challenge reasonable for me to try to beat. But overall, I'd play this game again if I had some time to kill.

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