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Feb 4, 2012 | 5:38 PM EST

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Author Comments

Swing the hammers of cold hydraulic justice to defend the Donald's dollars from bots & burglars!

Up/Down arrows: MOVE
Space: SMASH
M: MAIN MENU
U: MUTE
Q: QUALITY

Visuals/Concept: Ansel Lies
Programming: Stevie Critoph

Ansel: This idea's been turning around in my head since 8th grade. I'm glad it's finally outta there, man.

Stevie: Ansel made a demo for this over 3 years ago (which is now 'classic mode'), and after a few weeks of remaking it we pretty much ditched the project (I don't remember why). We revived it like 2.5 years later for no real reason, and here it is!

Reviews


GamePro24XGamePro24X

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 5, 2012

good

great game sucks for me because i have a shity up key so i cnt move efficently. still good game tho



EorifjEorifj

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars February 5, 2012

Unfair difficulty

The game is fun, until it goes unfair.
By unfair I mean 3 stunning eletric stuff, faster than you which are firing half the time, which stun you while you have no invicibility delay. I mean, when you get stunned, then stunned again whithout able to move because you were stunned half a second before, then stunned again because you were stunned half a second before, then stunned again because... Do you see the pattern ?
I do like difficult games but seriously, after the third stunning stuff appeared I wondered : "why the hell does the developper of the game hate me so much ?". That's not a good thing, sorry.


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WCCCWCCC

Rated 3 / 5 stars February 5, 2012

Meh.

Interesting game concept, and things were well drawn I guess, kind reminds me of The Behemoth's art style, but that's about it. The gameplay isn't particularly engaging, and a lot of aspects are fairly slanted out of the player's favor, such as no way to regain money, hit every enemy being challenging, killing 2 hit enemies period, and especially the little taser gate things, as you have no means of defense against them, there's craptons of they towards the end of the game, and their overall extremely challenging to dodge nature.

Like I said, interesting concept, good art, but feels pretty empty otherwise. Sorry.

3/5, 6/10
~WCCC


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ShinkiShinki

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars February 5, 2012

Kinda lacking...

The original concept, and the simple controls are okay. Not a bad base to build a game on, but I feel it stops being fun pretty quick.

Even at the start I felt like there were enemies appearing that I had zero chance of reaching, which is frustrating. Then the two hit enemies come in, which are in some ways better because if you don't get that second hit you at least get a chance to finish them off on their way up. Though if you don't get even the first hit you're just as screwed.

Worse still, those damn electric buzzers! Even with just one of them playing against the 2nd boss was zero fun. Constantly being punished, even when I haven't made a mistake. Having control taken away over and over just gets annoying. Then when there are three, I would have rage quitted had I not run out of $.

The visuals are great and the game is solid control-wise, it just isn't fun to play.


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AssassinLockAssassinLock

Rated 2 / 5 stars February 5, 2012

Eh.

Pretty boring, frankly. Smooth animation, but that's the only thing going for it.


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