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Feb 4, 2012 | 5:38 PM EST

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Claw Crusher 5 Points Beat the first boss.
Double Defense 5 Points Beat the second boss.
Young Trump 5 Points Beat Classic mode.
Triumphant Trump 10 Points Beat the game.
Trumped-Up 25 Points Beat the game with at least $100B left.

Author Comments

Swing the hammers of cold hydraulic justice to defend the Donald's dollars from bots & burglars!

Up/Down arrows: MOVE
Space: SMASH
M: MAIN MENU
U: MUTE
Q: QUALITY

Visuals/Concept: Ansel Lies
Programming: Stevie Critoph

Ansel: This idea's been turning around in my head since 8th grade. I'm glad it's finally outta there, man.

Stevie: Ansel made a demo for this over 3 years ago (which is now 'classic mode'), and after a few weeks of remaking it we pretty much ditched the project (I don't remember why). We revived it like 2.5 years later for no real reason, and here it is!

Reviews


SlapAHoSlapAHo

Rated 2 / 5 stars February 6, 2012

Sorry...

...but this isn't front page material in my opinion.


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haehyunhaehyun

Rated 3 / 5 stars February 6, 2012

Could work on it more

I don't know if the electric fields were meant to follow your every move or it randomly shocks different parts but i really couldnt leave the bottom since the shock rate was 10x faster than my movement and they were hovering right over me. Difficulty is a key component to a game but there's a difference between challenging and just pissing people off.
The concept is funny though considering its fucking trump, I'd assume he'd have the dinero to buy upgrades. Would be nice for bombs or more speed, or spikes or something.
This game had potential to be fun but it's really basic and repetitive.
Though I understand that there might not be any edits since this was just put out to let the idea out.


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ryanremryanrem

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 6, 2012

Awwww noobs complaining because they cant beat it

Ha i do find it funny how every bad review is based on the fact that its too hard...cute. But anyway besides the overwhelming difficulty which by the way is awesome, the game is VERY creative in almost every way. The music works perfectly with it and i like the attention to not having sound effects and letting the music do the talking. The creativity in the design how its not like every other defend game because im gonna be honest i went into this game expecting some upgrade filled shooter and i got something better and a type of gameplay i havnt seen before. The only down side is the art style seems to mimic the art style of Behemoth's games, Now i dont know if your trying to pay homage OR flat out copying them. But even though it looks like their artwork you didnt do a bad job. And to all the people who say it sucks...try beating it first THAN you can say it sucks :)



mouse245mouse245

Rated 3 / 5 stars February 6, 2012

good , but decrease the electric spam & stagger

at first i actually like it, except for the lack of music.
if the enemy get too below player cant smash them
electric attack stagger too long, and they got quite a fast fire rate
it feels like in a bathroom full of bandits , you got a hammer, but they can stun you repeatedly, when you wanted to get close to smash them but ups got stun again...its not funny, at least allow the player to destroy the annoying electric machine.
after 2nd boss i quit :D


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charlie-sheeningcharlie-sheening

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars February 6, 2012

what apout quests? all you can upgrade is stranth?

this game is so esey. i mean, all you do is hit the spacebar. thats it! how is this an RPG anyway? you cant contrail anything but what it says on the screen! what if i didnt want to buy the potion?