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Pumped this one out fairly quick, couple weeks or so. Hope you enjoy.
Animation, story, and voices by Sam Johnson
Music and voices by Tyson Meaney
5 stars, partly because of the 'cock so hard' part xD
this is funny
WTF!? HAHA! XD stupid unreallity
Hehehe, I really like this one and the song lyrics "you make my skin so soft, and my c**k so hard". That was just to funny. It is really cute (and somewhat true for most female sales reps) flash. I have been working in sales at a beauty store for years, and its a small store so we help personally. But since I've been there so long a lot of people trust my opinion and ask for me; which I don't mind. What I do mind is some of our male shoppers feel like they "Have gotten to know me". I have had some weird questions, dodged (most but unfortunately not all) inappropriate suggestions and touching, and even a couple of marriage proposals. One guy literally picked me up and said we was going to take me with him (that was so scary and creepy) and I work at a beauty supply place. I don't see how women in strip clubs do it. If they act like that at a beauty store, It must be insane for them at those venues. I guess that's one of the reasons I find this so funny. I wonder if this is how those guys viewed me helping them. I showed this to a friend that worked at the mall and she couldn't stop laughing because she swears something similar happened to her at the skin care section. He didn't propose but he took her sales pitch to personally and keep visiting her. They work on commission so she thought he was just becoming a regular customer....until he showed up with flowers one day overflowing with compliments, saying that we wanted to see her after work and would wait for to get off...Which was going to be a 3 hour wait! She declined and noted she wasn't interested. He ignored her and waited in the mall around the store for her....for 3 hours!!! She was so scared she called her boyfriend and would not leave until he came to get her; which was an extra hour wait. She couldn't go over hours so she worked the extra hour for free waiting on him. He came and got her and they walked right past the other guy still waiting on the mall bench by the store. She said she clung to her boyfriend and didn't even look at the guy, but she hasn't seen him since then. We both couldn't help but wonder if he had all these visions of her and if when she walked past with her boyfriend was he screaming "You Whore!" in his head? Thankfully we'll never know.
"Woah, She's touchin' Me" Favorite part.
I love seeing a toon where the world works as it would IRL.
Detective Nwar troubleshoots a hyper-intelligent evil AI.
A magical, musical adventure for the whole family!
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