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Feb 1, 2012 | 10:32 PM EST

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EDIT 2/12: Fixed text formatting issue in final cutscene

EDIT 2/11: One of the medals was broken. I fixed it, but it still may not work for a few hours after the update.


Enjoy the game, 'cause it sure was a pleasure to make!

Special thanks to turtleco and Manly-Chicken for helping with some pieces of code that I couldn't seem to get right on my own :) Also, the sexy voice on the play4hours splash screen is none other than Newgrounds' own Ricepirate. Thanks!



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This is game is hilarious! The visuals are excellent and I it was histarical when he jumped out the window. I don't know what you were thinking when you made this but we need more games like this! I thought I was going to kill myself laughing at the ending.

Emrox responds:

Thanks for the kind words! I'll be sure to make more.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I lol'd at the end.
Great message though.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

A good 5-minute passer with enough hidden achievements to encourage replayability. I mean like, we can all endure something like this for them, right? Never thought that killing myself from an office building would be this dull.
Even so, to be able to kill the annoying electric-scooter-riding boss was completely euphoric. Have an extra star.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Pretty cool. Seems you break the same bones in order every time though, like when I fell on my head my arm was amputated....

Emrox responds:

I decided to make it so you can't break your skull when you still have two arms CAUSE THAT AIN'T RIGHT, AMRITE?


Rated 3 / 5 stars

It was fair, quite a suprise really, suddenly jumping out of that window.

I experimented with the falling, and found only 2 endings, a little dissapointing for a simple game like this.

this game is pretty entertaining for about 10minutes (not a bad thing), the conversation was funny, pretty solid animation, and the sfx for the bone crunching always get to me

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Emrox responds:

Fair enough.