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Feb 1, 2012 | 10:32 PM EST

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EDIT 2/12: Fixed text formatting issue in final cutscene

EDIT 2/11: One of the medals was broken. I fixed it, but it still may not work for a few hours after the update.

-|-|- PLEASE BE PATIENT, YOU MAY JUST SEE A BLANK SCREEN AT FIRST -|-|-

Enjoy the game, 'cause it sure was a pleasure to make!

Special thanks to turtleco and Manly-Chicken for helping with some pieces of code that I couldn't seem to get right on my own :) Also, the sexy voice on the play4hours splash screen is none other than Newgrounds' own Ricepirate. Thanks!

Reviews


SherandaSheranda

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Great visuals. Great mechanics. Funny dialog. Monotonous gameplay. Is killing my boss and losing my limbs the whole point of the game?


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JakeTheBest12JakeTheBest12

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

HEADSHOT!!!! Segway (BOSS) guy is dead



AbsintheAbsinthe

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I actually enjoyed this little time waster. Cute, quick, and funny. That's all you really need in a flash game.



conbuscusconbuscus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

its funny and awesome but the writing keeps changeing some how



hotpocket33hotpocket33

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

its pretty funny but a little boring after a few minutes