EDIT 2/12: Fixed text formatting issue in final cutscene
EDIT 2/11: One of the medals was broken. I fixed it, but it still may not work for a few hours after the update.
-|-|- PLEASE BE PATIENT, YOU MAY JUST SEE A BLANK SCREEN AT FIRST -|-|-
Enjoy the game, 'cause it sure was a pleasure to make!
Special thanks to turtleco and Manly-Chicken for helping with some pieces of code that I couldn't seem to get right on my own :) Also, the sexy voice on the play4hours splash screen is none other than Newgrounds' own Ricepirate. Thanks!