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rated 2.55 / 5 stars
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Jan 23, 2012 | 4:17 PM EST

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Well, here it is n***as!
The glorious fight for my rights as a spammer of newgrounds.

When I first arrived here, I had expected that this was a place where all types of people got together in peace and harmony thanks to the various false rumors I heard about this site.
I thought that people here would appreciate my effort to spam them.
I was wrong. It turns out that the residents here absolutely despise kind hearted spammers like myself.
Not only that, the authority of newgrounds also shower upon me with their hatred, whether its by banning me or threatening me with eradication.
All I wanted to do is to spread my wonderful spams to people, however this situation abruptly became grim.
Thus, my mission is to stop this abhorrible genocide and to spread awareness of our good intentions.
This film is quite graphic, as the amount of hate and violence depicted is only suitable for the sickest of minds to watch.
However, I hope you are inspired to help with our cause, because we spammers have faced this racism for far too long and we need your help.

EDIT: technical difficulties suck! >:(
This is my longest flash evar, so please take ur time to enjoy it k? :3
And I would also like to thank Luke for providing his music and likeness to this project. Love ya babe :* <3



Rated 5 / 5 stars


thespammer responds:



Rated 4 / 5 stars

I have to commend you, putting some amount of work to make this lengthy demonstration of rights (which you are correct, you should have he same rights regardless of your nature of usage of the account on this site) is reputable; knowing that even after making this and it'd be blammed yet you still did the work and animated it.

You remind me of an animator way way back, talking late 2003 early 2004 who tried to get the same message across. I can't exactly pin his name right now, but I remember getting close to him as well, we may have even done a collab before I stopped animation. Same respect to both of you!

thespammer responds:

Yeah, im pretty proud of this spamination; its my most sucessful one to date, which means there are people out there that care about this cause. I have learned during my stay here that if I was to make something pass judegement, theres gotta be some quality control for the animation itself... so I try to draw less shitty now lol :P

It is unfortunate that us spammers have such a bad reputation. I spammed newsposts with sex articles, which I took the time to find the funniest ones I could; instead of repeating words or using gibberish. Now newgrounds isnt spam friendly anymore; the list containing user newsposts are gone, and the character limit for posting comments are greatly reduced. Even the turd of the week award is gone, which is like saying we dont exist anymore. Ok, maybe we're called spammers for a reason, but Im pretty sure we're all here just to have fun. I know I is at the very least.

As for that butt buddy you worked with, I would have liked to meet him. we can has threesome :3


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I wasn't sure how to rate this, but the one thing I am sure of is that I must now ask the world, "What the hell did I just watch." At times it was funny, others annoying. Over all it left me laughing, wondering if i'd ever get those minutes of my life back.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

probably the most fitting comment is... WTF DID I JUST WATCH?


Rated 5 / 5 stars