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Jan 21, 2012 | 3:11 PM EST

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YOU BIG FAT 10 Points Squeal to the United States Government about the pirated files!
The Secret App 100 Points Find the secret app. It's right in front of you..

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1/25/2012 UPDATE:
All right! Fans of this, this is YOUR time to help me! Now, I need somebody with a Apple Developers account to HELP ME OUT! I just finished the IPhone OS version and the person to come-up to me with an e-mail (in the readme file) letting me know that you can help me. And, if you can put a price tag for .50 cents... I'll let you keep .26 cents! sound good?!? then copy and paste this address:

When I receive one email about this then I will not take anymore mail.

I will post when this happens

1/25/2012 UPDATE:
It now has 1000 hits! Amazing! thank you! as a reward... I will be working on a another page of apps and a IPhone version which will be called (Windows Phone 8: The Spoof)
And on a sadder note... My flash trial will be expired :( BUT! If you guys can get this like a million views then my ad impressions might get me the full CS5 and I will update constantly until Windows 9 or some other crap comes around... On the special occasion you might expect a NG Radio App... maybe... IDK. But! do expect a Xbox original emulator! (fake though but incredibly funny!)

1/24/2012 UPDATE:
Glitches fixed on the Xbox Live App.
Ad Intro added for monetary gain
I have 4 US Cents as of now!

This is Windows 8. check out all the apps:

o Internet Explorer
o Google Chrome
o Torrents
o Hot Chicks
o Suicide Note Writer v8.4
o Xbox Live
o Apple
o Buy What I Say Or I'll Kill You dot com
o Kinect for Windows 8
o Windows Movie Pirater



Rated 0 / 5 stars

Coarse failure.

For people interested in something like this: THERE IS A PROPER WINDOWS PARODY GAME! It's called "Windows RG". Try it. You won't be disappointed.

The Review:

I don't think I need to be too specific. Anyone who opens this "game" up, will agree with me.
This is no game.
This is a flash with horribly drawn buttons and text. No fun, no nothing.
I am pretty sure you are just looking for ad revenue, thus the medals.

Usually when people make a flash for NG, they have an idea. You did, I guess, sorta- but you decided to skip any planning and just cough up some sort of fläsh which makes it's viewers reload the page several times (moar ad views, yay! ka-ching!), since it doesn't go back to the start from every "app". Windows doesn't even have Apps.
There is often no time to read whatever text is on the screen before the "Windows" "crashes" and goes back to the home screen.

If you have any self-respect, please remove this, and only put it back up if you are able to create something worth watching.

== 0 stars, 0/5

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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

at least

the achievements work

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


PM me?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Can i Ask?

What are all the medals? Please reply ok? I'll rate 10!

billipedeanimations responds:

PMing you! and also rate this game 10 if you want.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Where's the joke?

I was thinking there was a joke about SOPA in here, but I didn't understand it. I have seen parodies of Windows before and this is not one of the better ones. What really killed this was how the graphics and animation were not good. In fact, there didn't seem to be any moving parts at all. Everything there just said that it didn't work. I'm guessing it was supposed to be ironic or something. You could have just done better with the texts.

I also wish there was some sound or music as I didn't find any. I guess you don't need it for a Windows spoof, but it would have helped. It would have been nice if there had been a lot better colors too. There are just so many better games out there it's hard to like that much. I do wish I knew how to get the medals.

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billipedeanimations responds:

Hi, thanks for the review! But, I actually tried to get a NG Radio App, but I couldn't find one. :( But since you want to know how to get the achievements...

I am PMing you right this instant!