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Jan 19, 2012 | 6:03 AM EST
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Author Comments

Cops. Fire. Erections. This film has none of these things.

This was written by an old friend of mine Peter and his friend Tom. It came from a comic jam between the two of them, so the story was improvised as they went along. What resulted was a sprawling 5 page odyssey the majesty of which mere words cannot describe.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

cats have nine lives, so its all good.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

death touch the cat but didn't die i miss something


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Female: See what I have to live with.
Therapist:, Will you shut up, letthe man speak!
That's what couples counseling should really be like.
BTW, it's wierd he keeps calling the girl cat "he" and "him".


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This was so funny xD I like Death's monotonous voice, lol.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

you know...i thought this kind of thing would stop being humorous after an extended period of time...but then again...its been a long time since ive had a penis...{this isnt a smug joke (cough)}

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