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Jan 16, 2012 | 5:56 PM EST
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I'm going to change the description to something KINDER:

Listen. shhh, just listen.

Please go drop 99 copper coins on this little game of ours, so we can make bigger/better games. It may sound like I'm begging, but I'm actually telling you, and you don't even have a choice. I'm that god damn good.




Rated 4 / 5 stars

A Tough Decision

But at least the flash was great. Wished it would be a bit longer, but advertisements are made to be short, clever, and convincing (like this one). Nice to see John back in action.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i believe it!

yeah that was short but really funny ;)
and awesome animated (obviously)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm an asshole

my stupid old 1st gen iphone probably won't run the game huh...I suck. I wish you guys all the success in the world though. A great ad as well


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


though it was sort of random, i love the animation style and the voices are always great. Though if i don't have an iphone and cant buy the game, am i still an asshole?

JohnnyUtah responds:

*if you don't own an iphone you're only a "jerk"


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


That wouldn't happen to be a Police Academy reference, would it PAL?!

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JohnnyUtah responds:

you're a sharp one.